![]() Sure, many of us don’t even give the admittedly gimmicky product a second thought, but we can guarantee that if they came back on the market tomorrow, everyone between the age of 23 and 33 would be freaking the fuck out trying to get themselves a bag of this delicious air-pocket-filled treat. If you give these to a kid, he will fast realize that he can gnaw out the bottom of the triangle and jam a few fingers in there and play with it like a fucking finger puppet because that’s what we did when we were 10 years old and “tablets” or “faster-than-dial-up internet speeds” weren’t a thing yet.ĭoritos had a series of flavors, including their standard Nacho and Ranch flavors, but Jalapeño Cheddar was a new combination with just enough of a kick to compensate for the fact that the flavor on this particular type of chip ended up being a little milder on these chips, compared to their 2-D brethren.īut at the end of the day, we miss Doritos 3D’s. The logic is sound as hell-Doritos are delicious. Seriously, the only way that Doritos 3D’s could be any more 90’s is if each bag came with a set of pogs, with slammers that alternated between playing “Who Let the Dogs Out” and shouting “Whassaaaaaaaaap.”īut damn were they tasty. The Doritos 3D’s line of snacks, which can best be described as “ Doritos-meets-Bugles,” was so 90’s we don’t even have to make a joke about it, we can just link you to the youtube video of the actual Doritos 3D commercial where Ali Landry does flips in a Laundromat while Sean Hayes from Will and Grace watches, dumbfounded. ![]() Welcome to the most Buzzfeed-baiting entry in this article. Bring them back, Doritos! That website with the grizzly bear in the logo demands it of you! 3D’s Jalapeño & Cheddar ![]() Smart and sexy and we want them and are sad that we can’t. These next Doritos flavors, however, were not stupid. This is a stupid flavor, and they knew it was stupid when they released it, but they wanted to see how many of us were stupid and wanted to buy this stupid thing. That’s some meta bullshit Frito-Lays released to capitalize on the craze born from Taco Bell’s “as disgusting as this is it’s actually kind of great” awkward conversation thrust upon the world known as the Taco Bell Doritos Locos. Discontinued Doritos Flavors Too Beautiful For This Worldīefore you worry, no, the Doritos Locos Tacos flavored Doritos are not on this list. Here are some delicious Doritos flavors that the Frito-Lay company foolishly decided were mistakes. No matter how much we want to try them, we never can. And despite the existence of “ketchup” or “sonic sour cream” flavors on that lengthy list of Doritos flavors that have been released and then rightfully vanquished to that warehouse where they put the Ark of the Covenant, some of these flavors actually sound delicious. In fact, they’ve released nearly a hundred different flavors throughout the years. Japanese meddling notwithstanding, Doritos has never been content to stand by with just a handful of flavors. Since 1964, when we first decided that we could probably get rid of our leftover tortillas by cutting them into triangles, frying them, and smothering them with fake cheese, Doritos has been there for every Super Bowl party and for every 2:30 AM stoned 7-Eleven run.Įven when Japan tried ruining Doritos, which came as a surprise to no one, they forever stood out as delicious, cheesy (or cool-ranchy) ways to get saturated fats into our bodies and flavor powder permanently tattooed onto our fingertips. ![]() “Why can’t I have you? But I need you so.”ĭoritos are one of the better snack gifts we’ve given to the world. ![]()
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